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Meet the Beasts
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Taku

 Home Town: The winter streets of Waterloo, Iowa

Hobbies: Chewing manuscripts; bidding his underlings petition for food on his behalf; lightly pressing every outgoing letter with a cat butt

Occupation: The Alpha of the Underbed

Lair: The basement known as Takubuktu 

Item of Note: He once tried to join me in the bathtub. A whole towel died in his appeasement 

Sitka Samwise

Home Town: The winter streets of Waterloo, Iowa

Hobbies: Bellowing into the toilet; initiating Sitka Time, when his chosen must Stop! and do nothing but hold him; playing the piano in the middle of the night

Occupation: Scrounge, Keeper of the Last Tooth

Lair: The milk crate of paper recycling, known as Sitkasamabama

Item of Note: Sitka is a capital scrounge who helped keep Taku alive when someone abandoned the pair in northern Iowa. He has but one tooth, but he’s honed that thing so it can put a slice in a kibble bag. He’ll also kick a couch clean to death.

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Ketchikan

 Home Town: The back yard

Hobbies: Yawping obscenities at other animals; yawping up the stairs, until I answer three times; running from anyone who doesn’t take off their Loud Feet, before entering the house

Lair: The bathroom crawl space, known as Ketchistan

Item of Note: Ketchi was born feral, and he runs from every stranger. That said, he first approached me directly. I’d made a habit of leaving food for the backyard animals, and we figure Ketchi had watched me for a very long time.

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